The Ramblings of a Shrew
“Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection: The lovers, the dreamers and me”
| Gary: | Kids? |
|---|---|
| Miranda: | Yeah, yeah. Got two. Orlando and uh…Bloom. You? |
| Gary: | No no, still single. |
| Miranda: | Me too. |
| Gary: | You just said you were married. |
| Miranda: | Divorced now. |
| Gary: | And the kids? |
| Miranda: | Dead. |
| Gary: | Really? What happened? |
| Miranda: | They froze. They froze to death Gary. It’s a funny story actually. Not funny ha-ha but funny in that it’s almost unbelievable. You see, we were on holiday in the Himalayas. Base camp of Everest. And they were just running around in shorts and a t-shirt. And I kept saying ‘put your coat on, you’ll catch your death!’ And they did! |
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I love this. It just sums up everything about the jamboree <3
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3Mr. Fox: They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it’s cool to the paw - try it. They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it’s fully detachable - see? They say our tree may never grow back, but one day, something will. Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake - but at least they’ve got stars on them. I guess my point is, we’ll eat tonight, and we’ll eat together. And even in this not particularly flattering light, you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I’ve ever met in my life. So let’s raise our boxes - to our survival.
Fantastic Mr Fox (2009) - Wes Anderson
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“Quest is best”
This makes me realise that we really were in the middle of no where
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